sea pancake

swiggity swoth i'm a sloth

compliment:

tries to look cute but fails

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babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

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kupky:

how to not see spoilers

  • finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr

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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

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